Yeah...

hellofromhawaii:

So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….

(via hotboyproblems)

Bae: Come over

Me: I'm in me mum's car

Bae: My parents aren't home

Me: Broom Broom

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(Source: brozoi, via okaymad)

heteroh:

Is that really the only option I want to fight him

heteroh:

Is that really the only option I want to fight him

(via deddene)

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via ugly)

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

(via toolazytolive)

asian:

I just want good eyebrows and maybe a new face

(via cumfort)